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    Need a Bidder 6 days left

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    I need an Android app for integrating youtube vidoes. Please provide lowest beat bid.

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    I'm looking for a quote to build an IOS and Android app as well as a website that are similar to Tinder. (more details will be provided once a bidder has been selected) Features include the ability to double tap photos indicating a like, scrolling to pass photos, a paypal payment portal, a messaging function, GPS usage in order to connect with people in a specified area, profile customisati...

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    Trophy icon Restaurant Logo 2 days left

    We are opening a new global tapas restaurant called NOMAD. We are looking for someone to create a logo that is creative and encompasses the type of restaurant we want to be. By definition Nomadic people (or nomads) are people who move from one place to another, instead of living in one place. Our restaurant will serve small plates from around the globe and so by calling the restaurant NOMAD...

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    I want following things to be done [login to view URL] page design 1 Back ground image only [login to view URL] Page design 1 Back ground image only [login to view URL] required for App Store and Play Store, App Banner etc 4. Icon Design for app, Name of the App is "Zenox Genius" its school students app. Please let me know lowest possible quote

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    I need a quick project done where you take an existing logo and make it so it can be superimposed on a pictur of a cattle hide such that the logo looks like a cattle brand (i.e., burnt into the hide). Attached is a picture of a hide I want used and the logo. I will sent the adobe files of the logo to the winning bidder.

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    Need a business developer freelancer who could work with us by collaborating.

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    Proxy and search results 6 days left
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    Only bid if you are familiar with how proxies work, you are an experience PHP programmer, you will be able to work via screen sharing and you will create the best possible code that solves this issue Coder needs to configure in a new proxy server called proxycrawl and make settings so search results are more accurate and fast. This will replace my existing proxy. I always provide detailed specs t...

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    We need to produce two short videos (around 3-5 mins) with soundbites about a performance of a choir from Moscow Music Conservatory on June 27 (tomorrow) in Saitama, Concert Hall “Saitama Kaikan Sehoru”. The second video should be about a new Russian Contemporary Realistic Art exhibition at the Ishii-gallery ([login to view URL]) that opened early May. The videos should be filmed on...

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    Hello there, I need some one to complete some Gmail related tasks. I'll give more details to the selected bidder. thanks

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    Hello there, I need some one to complete some Gmail related tasks. I'll give more details to the selected bidder. thanks

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    I have a bass fishing team called the Bass Wranglers. We are cowboy anglers, we wear white cowboy hats when fishing on our boats and we fish bass tournaments around the country. I would like a logo to reflect our image that we can put on our team shirts and website ([login to view URL]) that we are building.

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    We are looking for graphic designers who have extensive experience in creating designs for professional reports. Prerequisite: i. Should follow standard practice of fonts and colors and scaling while creating Report Designs. ii. Need to keep in mind that these designs are for PDF's. iii. Standard PDF scaling parameters needs to be taken care while designing report. iv. Need to make sure the...

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    The website must be focused on elegant design. I need the expert freelancer for my current project. Details will be shared with winning bidder. Please bid if you have the experience.

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    i am looking for bidder who can give me verified leads for digital marketing, seo, social media marketing , web development on commission basis .

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    Front-end developer HQ WWA / flexplace / full time / We are a team of 200+ extremely ambitious professionals, for whom work is a pleasure and who are happy to come to the office. We are looking for you to co-create an innovative project cross-border recruitment platforms. OUR NEEDS - YOUR SKILLS minimum: JS, HTML5, CSS3, UI, UX medium: TS, Angular> 2, Bootstrap max: VS, Azure DevOps, SCSS, X...

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    We are seeking writers to write one 3500+ word lesbian erotic short story as a test for $17.50 You will be required to come up with the title and storyline for the story, we will provide you with what we would like (threesome, gangbang etc...) In Addition To The Short Story You Must Include: A basic 50-200 word description that simply explains what the short story is about . The story must be pro...

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    Hello, We are looking for someone who can create a small facebook instant game. It is just a simple game. The images of the game are mention in this post. And also you can view the games live from the links given below : Web link : [login to view URL] Mobile link : [login to view URL] IMAGES : [login to view URL] - Game Opening Page [login to view URL] - Game Result (With share option) [login to...

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    Hello Everyone, We Need Remote Based Team For IT Company Who Can Work On remote Base. We Are Hiring For the Following Position. PHP Developer WordPress Developer SEO Expert Social Media Marketing Expert Online Bidder Please Read Before Placing Bid Working Hours - 8HR Payment - Monthly Based Salary Range - 8k To 20k Location - Remote Experience - Min. 2 Years Read All Details and Bid W...

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    Write a speech 5 days left

    It is my elder sister's wedding and I am the maid of honor. I need a speech. We are only 2 sisters. We have a very small and bonded family. I need to really heart touching but a bit of humor too. I need this asap.

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    I require a web scraping expert who can help me scrape university questions from other websites in the area of nursing and business . The source of the questions can be found in coursehero, chegg or any website that has similar queries that mostly appear in the university university examination papers once you are through,save the data into csv if you have experience and you have done a similar...

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    Design a logo 5 days left

    Start up business needs logo designed in digital format for use on stationery such as invoices, quotations, business cards. Business name is DYNAMIC and the business provides professional consultancy services in the area of organisational strategy, change and leadership. The business slogan is "People Powering People" and our target client group is Local and State Government, and Medium...

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    I have a project that has been completed, but needs to be updated and with that adding a complete new section. My original contractor has some personal health issues and can no longer continue. The plans are of a complete city park, currently with sky zone, soccer pitch, basketball court, swimming pool, etc. I would like to add 5 new buildings: Go Karting, bumper cars, paint ball field, mini p...

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    Trophy icon Create Our New Logo 8 days left

    We are a technology consulting and distribution firm with a portfolio of over 400 vendors and our client commitment is to help them be more effective and efficient in technology decision making. We are rebranding and need a professional logo for TechGofer. The definition of a "Gofer" is an entity who specializes in the delivery of special items to their client. In our case, this means...

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    I have a vectorized pdf with everything to scale. I need a website design built to be exactly like the pdf. There are a couple menus so some javascript knowledge may be required. This website must be perfectly scalable on any device. I need this done asap. Lowest bidder will win.

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    The task will be to produce a model which will receive a sequence of controlled images of human figures and produce pose estimations in the form of multi-point splines which trace a portion of the figure from a side-view and a front-view. Reference markers in the images will be used to determine scale, and the resulting splines will need to have an accurate 1:1 scale with the actual figure for us...

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    Hi! We have today a batch file (.bat) that changes the PUK and PIN on Windows Smart Cards. In this tool we have option to change PUK and PIN, but we would like this done with a button rather than CMD as it is today with choice 1 and 2 etc. The script is very simple, i will send it over for people that interest us in this project. So, what we need is simply a program with 2-3 buttons with ch...

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    App Management 5 days left
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    Need company/person who can manger an App already developed and running for a period of one year and carryout update on the app when necessary. All codes for the app is in a bitbucket and will be given to successful bidder with all the necessary support/information.

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    Hello, We are looking for someone who can create a small facebook instant game. It is just a simple game. The images of the game are mention in this post. And also you can view the games live from the links given below : Web link : [login to view URL] Mobile link : [login to view URL] IMAGES : [login to view URL] - Game Opening Page [login to view URL] - Game Result (With share option) [login to...

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    Looking for a PCB designer 5 days left
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    I need to design a PCB from existing schematic file. I have really tight deadline, so only professional PCB designers will be accepted. The design should be as compact as possible because this is for earphone application. The details will be given to the winning bidder. To filter the spam bidders, kindly apply with your favorite actress name. Thanks. Happy bidding!

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    This task involves the realistic rendering/drawing of a fashion collection consisting of ten (10) demi-couture modular outfits on models for actual fabrication and assembly (not theoretical), each outfit significantly different yet stylistically similar (each 10 outfits is one “family” collection), each outfit in the collection is of a modular design which means that they can be disass...

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    Looking for a creative graphic designer, to post 3 posts per day for 30 days, with excellent graphic design, as per my ideas.. It is an classified Ad type website. Budget: $30 or Lowest Bid Responsibilities: 1. Create 90 images, that we can publish on Facebook. 2. Modify them or create another 90 images, that we can publish on Instagram. 3. Publish everyday, for 30 days, and aim to increase soci...

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    Looking for a creative graphic designer, to post 3 posts per day for 30 days, with excellent graphic design, as per my ideas.. It is an classified Ad type website. Budget: $30 or Lowest Bid Responsibilities: 1. Create 90 images, that we can publish on Facebook. 2. Modify them or create another 90 images, that we can publish on Instagram. 3. Publish everyday, for 30 days, and aim to increase soci...

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    hi i have code in codeignitor , first i want u to setup ok , then i will tel u step by step changes . its approx 7-8 changes ..approx 2000 fixed ... not more than that third i need freelancer not bidder fourth who can start work now and can complete mostly by max 2-3 hours or little more

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    Extraction unit 5 days left

    My project is focused on finding a easy and safe solution to extractions of essential oils done at home. Currently I am focusing myself on the ethanol extractions, and I want a solution to re-use the ethanol, and a purged product, we're all the ethanol is extracted from the end product. The extraction should be done at the lowest temperature possible, and therefore it should done under a vac...

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    Design a professional logo with the lowest cost Hello I'm working in the field of design design professional logos and distinctive * It is characterized by the design of the appropriate color and appropriate icons and the appropriate size. * Logo can be printed on large sizes without loss of quality. * Logo quality 1080 High quality and excellent * Software used to design modern programs...

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    I need content writer for ongoing work lowest price prefer .content need daily basis

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    Build a Platform like this 4 days left
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    Hi, If a team or freelancer can make webite like [login to view URL], would be great help. I am not sure about the budget but looking to get this done in a reasonable budget. Will choose the freelancer or team who is going to bid the lowest. Please share the time required and the amount in your proposal. Cheers

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    Magento eCommerce Plug-In App 4 days left
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    I want to integrate RoboNegotiator services to Magento based eCommerce sites. Integration of RoboNegotiator is shown at [login to view URL] This requires: (1) Site owner installs our app (plug-in) in their eCommerce store (2) app launches website to select a plan (FREE/ PRO/ PREMIUM) from RoboNegotiator (3) App signs-up for a plan and gets API key (password) from our Service site (4) App let&#...

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    We have 18 PowerPoints with an approximate total of 700 slides. Within these presentations are approximately 400 red colored vocab definitions. -We need someone to go through every slide and copy every red vocab word and definition -Then paste them into an excel spreadsheet with two columns (vocab/definition). -Please make sure to paste them in order of appearance, starting with PP #1 then nume...

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    Are you up to writing some satire? Parody? Before we go any further, I have good news and bad news. We’ll start with the bad news first. THE BAD NEWS: You won’t get rich doing this project. And by that, I mean you’ll make $20. Yup. $20. Pretty pathetic, eh? THE GOOD NEWS: BUT, If you provide me four (4) reasonably well written articles (150-160 words) and put even a mod...

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    Video Website 4 days left

    I need a new video website with youtube and favebook video integrations. easy to integrate and update videos. Unique modern graohics. we also need to integrate SEO and Google Ads. I need you to design and build a landing page. Please share your best lowest bid. there will be some more ongoing work.

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    I need a website developer to make me a website like [login to view URL] i want it built on WordPress users feature post can appear on homepage like attachment in my site is a merketplace i will buy you any theme or plugins you need i just need price for your service the lowest bid automatically wins don't waste my time with long proposal showcasing 100 sites

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    Hello, LOOKING FOR HEALTH PROFESSIONAL-Writer I am in need of someone in the health care industry who can write excellent quality content. I have 3000 words from an established website , we have a sister website of the same topic, we want to re-write the content (or have similar content) on the existing site and use it on the second site. The topic is a specific health supplement. The content n...

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    I need 4 realistic looking scenes showing this structure (see attached image Structure) set on the sandy sea floor in a tropical ocean with the lower half underwater and the top part exposed above the sea surface. The 4 scenes need to be at least of this quality (see attached image Sculpture on Beach). When you view this image please note that you can zoom right in and see the colours and textur...

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    ****Goal : Design a mobile app for daycare management, only some screens. The winner wil continue the work with us for the rest of the application screens. ******* Our mobile app is an application for daycare management, the application connect schools with parents. The screens attached here are for : ---Activities : Humor : *The user in the page activities : **choose ...

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    Looking to have someone create a short video to add to my shopify site that acts as an animated infograph explaining how my frozen products are packed and shipped. I want to convey two different ways to ship the same products but packed differently. A "Value Pack" will convey the frozen products (example-turkey legs, chicken wings, steaks, etc..) shipped bulk in a poly bag, but the &qu...

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    I need help with linking database of a Joomla website hosted in godaddy. 2-min task . Lowest bid wins.

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    I need bidder in percentage basis for Digital Marketing who can handle client on behalf of me. We are looking for bidder for digital marketing, seo, smm, smo projects. Candidate must have 6 months or more experience and able to handle foreign (English Native) client if required. We will work on 50-50 Percent Profit Formula on Per Project Basis. 50 Percent is for You We will keep Rest 50 Perc...

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    i need a bidder, who can Generate business through online freelancing portal likes freelancer, etc.

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