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I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

...involves building an e-commerce app with a couple of key features. Key Features: - Product Catalog: The app should have a neatly designed product catalog that displays all available items. - Shopping Cart and Checkout: A functional shopping cart system should be integrated, along with a smooth and secure checkout process. - Payment Integration: The app will require integration with a credit/debit card processing system for seamless payments. Ideal candidates for this project will have: - Prior experience in developing Android e-commerce apps. - Proficiency in both front-end (UI/UX) and back-end (server-side) development. - Strong understanding of mobile payment gateways and in-app payment processing. - Good communication skills and the ability to work closely with the client th...

I'm looking for an experienced designer to create my business stationery, this includes a visiting card, two envelopes and a letterhead. All files should be in CDR format. I wish for a minimalistic design style to keep everything very clean and to the point. Although the exact dimensions were not clarified, you should ideally be knowledgeable of average industry standards and be able to guide me in this area if needed. Please include your experience with similar stationery designs in your application.

Were looking for a talented graphic designer with logo and branding experience. We would like to improve our logo and our business card design. The look and feel should remain modern and professional. Deliverables: 1. Improved logo in the various format 2. Improved 2 sided business card that is ready for print with the bleeds / margins Budget $100 Files:

I am looking for a Python programmer with a math background (statistics) who can help calculate the optimal strategy and house edge for various permutations of a casino card game similar to blackjack.

...industry consulting sectors. Like Adidas, which uses multiple active logos, we desire separate and iconic logo designs for each sector. Desired Designs: Logo Designs: Minimalist, iconic logos that represent each department. For example, for the defense industry, a minimalist logo design featuring a Trojan horse head with armor details. Both logos should resemble each other by about 90%. Business Card Designs: Professional business cards for both sectors, incorporating company information and the logo designs. Social Media Graphics: Suitable profile and cover images for Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, and LinkedIn in appropriate formats. Other Printed and Digital Materials: Company letterhead, envelopes, brochures, presentation templates, and other corporate documents. ...

I need a modern business card design with my supplied logo on it. The design should be bright and eye-catching while maintaining a professional look. I would like the business card to have a matte finish for a subtle touch. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Graphic design expertise, especially in business card design - Proficiency in modern design aesthetics - Ability to work with bright color palettes - Experience with matte finish and print design in general. - If possible text should be embossed. - Colors should compliment logo. - Front and back finishes. - Small QR code pointing to the company's LinkedIn page on back. - Open to design suggestions on back.

I'm in need of a skilled developer who's proficient with Next Js and Medusa.js. The project involves...implementing e-commerce functionality and integration with external APIs. Your responsibilities will include: - Implementing e-commerce functionality: You will be required to set up a complete e-commerce system in Medusa.js. - Integrating external APIs: I need you to integrate the project with a payment gateway API and a shipping API. - Payment Gateway API: The payment gateway API should support credit card, Apple Pay, and Stripe payment methods. If you're a talented developer with experience in e-commerce development and API integration, and you're confident in your abilities with Next Js and , please reach out. Your contributions will be pivotal in making th...

I'm a student visa holder seeking professional help with the EB-2 visa petition process. I plan to self-petition and need expert guidance from the initial filing through to the Green Card. Key Requirements: - Comprehensive Knowledge: You should be well-versed in EB-2 visa requirements, particularly for self-petitioners. - Filing Expertise: Experience in correctly preparing and submitting the petition is essential. - Proactive Support: I'm looking for a professional who can guide me through the process, offering support and advice where necessary. - Timeliness: Meeting deadlines is crucial in this process, so I require someone who can work efficiently. Your assistance in this crucial stage of my immigration journey is highly valued. The ideal candidate should have a succe...

...yet purchased. Thirdly, users must choose to either rent a rifle for £20 per hour or bring their own rifle for free. Fourthly, they must acknowledge and accept the privacy policy, terms and conditions, and the safety agreement. Fifthly, users should enter their full name, phone number, and email address, and be able to purchase the lanes (and any rented rifles) with Apple Pay, Google Pay, or bank card to pay for the items from the booking system directly. Users should never be redirected to a separate website to process payments. This should process the user’s payment with PayPal and take out the full amount owed as soon as possible. Sixthly, users receive a virtual receipt to confirm the booking and what it includes via email. They should also be able to add it to th...

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...services I can provide as a psychologist and consultant. Your tasks would involve: - Enhancing Design Elements: Updating the look and feel of my site to keep it as visually appealing as possible and personal to me. - Improving Navigation: Making the user interface more user-friendly, ensuring site visitors can easily find their way around. - Creating Templates: I also want to create a business card, a reports and proposal template, and an e-mail signature - all from the same theme and brand identity of the website. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency with Squarespace - Proven experience in designing personal portfolio websites. (please provide relevant samples of you work on previous personal portfolio websites) - strong understanding of user-oriented design, - Profic...

Looking for an experienced designer to create a business card with a sophisticated and professional edge. The card should include my name and title, the company name and logo, as well as contact information. - Style: The design should be elegant and professional. Creativity in maintaining this style is encouraged. - Colors: A custom color scheme will be used. Further details will be provided upon project commencement. - Skills: Ideally, the freelancer has experience in graphic design, particularly with corporate branding and business card creation. A keen eye for color coordination and professional aesthetics is crucial. I look forward to your innovative design ideas and confident execution.

...transfers and sharing. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Solid experience in Ethereum smart contract development - Expertise in Solidity and libraries - Familiarity with test networks I need to create a smart contract and wallet connection using metamask. Here's an example; On this link, they only can donate using a credit card or debit card. I want to pay with eth test network (using metamask) and the smart-contract is; Person A needs 2000ETH for their project with a deadline of 30 days and share the profit 10% after 10 days of the project to reach the goal of each ETH donated by another person, Person B donate 1000ETH Person C donate 1000ETH The project reached the goal (2000ETH) The smart contract automated transfers the

I'm seeking a talented designer who can create a minimal and modern stationery set for my company, including a visiting card, two envelope designs, and a letterhead. Although I prefer the information included to be limited to the company name and logo, I am open to creative interpretations. It is strictly required that all designs are delivered in Corel Draw (CDR) format. You must have: * Proven experience in graphic design, especially with a minimalistic, modern aesthetic * Samples of past stationery work you've completed Successful freelancers will: * Include a portfolio showcasing their previous designs with a similar style * Provide an application that outlines their creative approach to this project So, if you are an expert in creating sleek, modern designs and ...

Creative: We want a design that stands out and conveys our brand's identity. We want something unique and intriguing. While innovation is crucial, the design must radiate professionalism and fit our brand image. We strive to mix inventiveness with credibility. Two-sided Design: The business card must use both sides to provide contact information and a quick summary of our services. Sides should blend seamlessly. I need the PDF and AI versions of the final design.

I am looking for a professional graphic designer who can work on our invitation card. We want a professional Wedding Anniversary Invitation card design.

I am looking for a professional developer who can ensure the security of my payment information by integrating ReCAPTCHA into my website. This will aid in enhancing the overall security of the payment...works seamlessly with the payment process - Ensuring user experience is not compromised while enhancing security. Ideal skills for this project include: - Experience with payment gateways and integrations - Proficiency in web security, particularly with implementing ReCAPTCHA - Strong understanding of user experience and ability to balance it with security measures. - Familiarity with Credit card, PayPal and other payment system integrations is highly desirable. If you're confident in your ability to deliver a secure payment system and have the necessary skills, I'd lo...

...displayed on a map of Costa Rica or Central America. Once the customer has selected the flight, aircraft, and additional services, the payment gateway will process the payment and keep it pending until we confirm in our schedule the availability of the aircraft or if a flight has been sold for that date outside the website. If availability is confirmed, the reservation will be accepted, and the card will be charged. Otherwise, the customer will be informed of availability on alternative dates, and if the customer accepts, their reservation will be modified, and the charge will be accepted. Site is Site is made in wordpress Lastly, it is crucial to position the page in the top 3 of organic search results on all search engines. Designer need to know tourism business

I'm looking to hire a talented designer and developer with solid experience in Fintech for a digital bank project. Here's a brief overview: - The digital bank should have key functionalities such as account management, online payments - Online payments should support credit card payments, mobile wallet payments, and bank transfers. - The ideal user interface would be professional and corporate in design. Your main responsibilities will include the design and development of this digital bank. Ideal candidates should have a strong background in Fintech, and be able to create a professional and user-friendly digital bank that fulfills these specified requirements. If you're confident in your ability to deliver high-quality work in these areas, I'd love to hear f...

I'm in need of a couple of retro style logos to use for branding purposes. I'm specifically looking for a design that reflects the style and essence of the 1950s era, so it's important that you have a good understanding of that period. Key Requirements: - Retro Style: The logos should have a distinct vintage feel, reminiscent of the 1950s style. - Branding:...importance of brand identity and how it can be effectively incorporated into a logo. My business name is MacAskill Modifications I need 2 logos. One for custom vehicle work,repairs, fabrication ect And the second for the other side of the business which is custom built caravans. Motorhomes. Campervans. Doing all aspects of building and modifications and repairs. Attached is my current business card tha...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

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I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

We are seeking a competent UX designer to create a game card face and interaction for children aged 2-5 years. The primary purpose of this project is to: - Improve user experience - Include static card design - Craft interactive contents design The ideal freelancer would need experience with UX design for young users and would be responsible for creating playful, functional, and aesthetically-pleasing designs. The designer should have a proficiency in creating child-centred illustrations and be well-versed in making these illustrations interactive and easy to navigate for small children. Their past work should demonstrate the ability to blend functionality with fun design elements. Their skills should include designing animations that can maintain the interes...

...personal details, and make payments using Paypal, bank transfer, or credit card. I want this form to be simple, reliable, and secure. Key Requirements: - File Upload: The form should allow users to upload multiple files. There should be a clear indication of the allowed file types and a size limit. The uploaded files should be go to a Google Drive where a file handling automation script can be used. - Personal Details: The form should have fields for essential personal details. Although the specifics were not provided earlier, it's safe to assume this would include common fields like name, email, phone number, etc. - Payment Gateway Integration: The form should support payment via Paypal, bank transfer, and credit card. Ensure the payment process is smooth and well-i...

I require a skilled developer in Laravel, ReactJS, and Stripe to integrate a payment gateway into my code base. Here's what's needed: - Implement a system for single payments, subscription is already added. - Accommodate for both credit card processing and digital wallet payments. Ideal candidates should have a strong background in Laravel and ReactJS, and extensive experience with Stripe’s payment processes. Make sure you are comfortable with the specifics of credit card and digital wallet transactions. Looking forward to your bids.

I am looking for a dedicated and professional female telecaller. The purpose would be to make outbound calls to prospective customers and generate sales. We are focusing on both individual and business clients. Key Responsibilities would be: - Making outbound calls to potential customers - Providing details about our personal loan and credit card offerings - Converting these interactions into tangible sales Ideal Candidate's Skills and Experience: - Female candidates only - Proven experience in telecalling, specifically in sales of financial products like Personal Loans and Credit Cards - Outstanding communication and negotiation skills - Ability to create rapport with customers Working Hours: I expect you to work for less than 4 hours daily. It will be about managing your ...

I'm in need of a talented graphic designer to help bring my vision to life. - The project involves designing a set of tarot style cards focused on career affirmations which I plan to talk through via social media with the view of selling them as a product and as part of a lead magnet. - I have drafted the cards using Canva, but I'm open to alternative design suggestions and would much prefer them to be bespokely designed. - Besides the tarot style cards, I'm also exploring you to create an accompanying logo and branding to further develop my range of products. The ideal candidate for this project should have experience in graphic design, particularly in creating unique and visually appealing tarot cards. A background in branding would also be a plus. I would also prefer ...

We are seeking a reliable and efficient Virtua...efficient Virtual Assistant (VA) to assist us in setting up a company bank account in the UK. The ideal candidate will have experience in navigating the process of opening business bank accounts and be familiar with the requirements specific to the UK banking tried Wise but it's not working . Responsibilities: - Research and identify suitable banking options in the UK that offer virtual card options and can be accessed remotely. - Assist in gathering and organizing the necessary documentation and information required for the bank account application. - Liaise with banking representatives as necessary to ensure a smooth application process. - Troubleshoot any issues that may arise during the setup process and provide timely solu...

I am seeking a proficient developer to incorporate additional methods of adding funds to a Telegram wallet. These should include Credit Card, Debit Card, and Bank Transfer - offering users a diverse range of options to suit different preferences. The funds should be processed instantly, providing real-time updates to the wallet's balance. For enhanced security, the system should integrate Two-factor Authentication (2FA), safeguarding the transactions of each user. Ideal Skills: - Expertise in payment gateway integration - Knowledge in Telegram API - Profound understanding of 2FA mechanisms - Experience in developing secure digital wallet systems

Create a new look for our employee IDs! We're looking for designs that contain the existing logo and texts, fit a 55 x 87 mm card, and incorporate new background graphics, color themes, and orientation. We seek creativity, functionality, and how well they represent our brand’s identity.

...so passionate about this project, and I believe it has the potential to bring some serious color and joy into the streets. Here's the thing – I've got the logo just about nailed down, but I'm stuck on picking the right background that'll make it pop. It's got to scream modern, futuristic, and friendly all at once. And that's just the start. I need to translate this graphic vision into a business card, a flyer, and the website design that all sing the same tune of innovation and flair. I'm reaching out here, I'll be honest, my budget's tighter than a drum – okay, it's almost non-existent right now. But I believe in the power of good karma, and I'm hopeful that we can work something out that benefits us both down ...

I'm in need of an experienced lead generator who can assist me in finding clients seeking ride-hailing services, specifically within the transportation industry. I will provide all the necessary tools and steps to follow. You need to have a extra smartphone and sim card

I'm seeking a talented web developer to create a user-friendly, professional and corporate styled website from scratch for a charity. The primary objective of the website is to collect donations, hence, a reliable and secure payment system is crucial. The payment methods should facilitate: - Credit Card Payments - Direct Bank Transfers While the website can be a single page, it must be designed to look professional, yet be simple for visitors to navigate. Ideal candidates for this job are those with: - Proven web development experience, particularly with charity websites - Expertise in creating secure online payment systems - A keen eye for professional and corporate design - A track record of creating user-friendly interfaces - Respect for budgetary constraints Your...

the page more stylish and appealing. zoom and other user-friendly function. the page adapt to all screen sizes. 4. Arrange so that customers can write reviews but cannot post picture during reviews. 5. The "Our sirens" page shall work so that after customers have registered as a member under the "Member Page" can upload pictures of themselves in our bikinis. The ...function. the page adapt to all screen sizes. 4. Arrange so that customers can write reviews but cannot post picture during reviews. 5. The "Our sirens" page shall work so that after customers have registered as a member under the "Member Page" can upload pictures of themselves in our bikinis. The images must be approved by me, and if it is approved, the customer r...

I am looking for a professional graphic designer who can create a sleek and innovative business card that goes beyond the conventional. While I didn't specify my company colors, I welcome the use of colors that complement and enhance the overall design. Key tasks: - Understanding the nature and philosophy of my business to inform the design process - Designing a business card that is both visually appealing and informative - Incorporating my existing company logo into the business card design Ideal applicants should provide detailed project proposals, showcasing their creativity and understanding of my project's requirements. And while experience in graphic design is important, I place great value on creativity and originality. You need to demonstrate how ...

...developing an e-commerce platform specialized in physical products. The critical components of this platform should consist of: 1. Inventory Management: A real-time inventory management integration is a must-have. Your expertise in crafting inventory systems capable of instant updates will be advantageous. 2. Payment Options: Accommodate for a comprehensive range of payment methods - Credit Card/Debit Card, PayPal, and various Digital Wallets such as Apple Pay and Google Wallet. Ideal candidates for this project should have prior experience building e-commerce platforms, with a solid understanding of payment system integration and real-time inventory management. A portfolio with similar projects in scope would be appreciated. Please be prepared to adhere to a strict ti...

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

I'm looking for a skilled web developer to create an E-commerce s...developer to create an E-commerce site for my business. Key Requirements: - E-commerce site: The primary focus of this project is the development of a fully functional E-commerce platform. - Payment Integration: I need the website to accept payments via Credit Card, PayPal, and Razorpay. - Product Management: Essential product management features include Inventory tracking and Discount codes. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in E-commerce website development. - Proficiency in integrating payment gateways such as Credit Card, PayPal, and Razorpay. - Strong understanding of product management tools, particularly Inventory tracking and Discount codes. - Excellent communication skills an...

...designer to assist me in the creation of barcode stickers. The primary goal of the sticker will be to serve as photo visiting cards. Key requirements: - Graphic design experience, preferably in creating barcode stickers - Proficiency in designing for print - Ability to incorporate logo design elements into the final product. The purpose of the photo card visiting stickers is for them to serve as a memorable, unique form of business card. The design should be attractive, incorporating a mix of both barcode and logo elements. The ideal freelancer will be able to take my brand identity and create a design that is both professional and eye-catching. I'm looking for a freelancer who is experienced in print and graphic design, with a portfolio that demonstrates succes...

I am seeking expert-level assistance in writing a performance review to improve the efficiency of approval of time-card process within the deadline. The current recurrent issue is timecard approvals often not being done on time or missing punches. This severely impacts the operational efficiency, and payroll processing for all the employees and I need a plausible solution to remedy this. Key Requirements: - Introduce measures to prevent frequent delays in approving timecards. - Create reminders for the employees to approve time and make necessary corrections in case of missed punches. - Build a smart reminder system for the employee to review timecards

I am looking for app developers who can incorporate the ability to both read and write to a Mifare Desfire EV1 card. In detail, here are the key requirements: 1. Android App: - Design and build an Android app that can interact with the Mifare Desfire EV1 card - Capable of reading and writing Authentication data to and from the card 2. IOS App: - Create an IOS app that can read this Authentication data from the same card Our main goal is to use this Authentication data for user login/authentication for internal use. The successful freelancer should have skills and experience in Android development, IOS development, and working with Mifare Desfire EV1 cards, preferably with Taplinx. Knowledge in data security is a must. Ensuring privacy and security of the d...

I'm urgently seeking a Google Play gift card voucher code worth 1000 INR to make an important purchase for my mother's medical operation. - I need this voucher within a day so your promptness is of utmost importance. - While the primary purpose is for an important purchase, I don't have a specific game or category in mind. The key is that the voucher can be used for any in-app purchase. I understand the urgency of this request and appreciate your help in advance.

I need a Flash Fund app designed specifically for the Android platform. Which can send fake funds to any bank account and finally disappears over a particular period of time

I'm in need of a professional illustrator who can create a series of cartoonish animal illustrations for a printed card game. The theme of the illustrations will be centered around animals in action poses, adding a playful and vibrant element to the game. Key requirements for this project: - Proficient in creating cartoon-style illustrations, with a focus on animals - Experience in creating illustrations for printed material, such as card games - Ability to illustrate animals in dynamic and engaging action poses These illustrations will be a key component of the game, so it's essential that the freelancer can deliver high-quality, engaging images that will appeal to a wide audience. The ideal candidate will have a strong portfolio of similar work, as well as a ke...

I'm looking for a professional designer to create a customized ID card rope made from Nylon, with the design method of Dye Sublimation. The ID Card rope will also require a breakaway safety clasp. Ideal Skills: - Experience in designing and manufacturing Nylon products - Proficiency in Dye Sublimation printing method - Familiarity with ID Card rope products - Ability to incorporate a breakaway safety clasp Please provide a portfolio of similar work you have done so I can evaluate if your design style aligns with my vision. The professional I am looking for should be detail-oriented and able to follow my design specifications accurately.