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    Build an CURL/ASPX Scraper 6 days left
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    This project is to build a linux script based scraper that logs into a http/https aspx portal and then queries pages and keeps counting up, for example: http:/[login to view URL] http:/[login to view URL] http:/[login to view URL] http:/[login to view URL] Inside the page there are a few objects which lists the zipcode and city, for example: <span id="ContentPlaceHolder1_lblSiteLocatio...

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    [login to view URL] is my current website. I want to duplicate this website below [login to view URL] which uses shopify,(which allows customers from instagram to go straight to my website by clicking pictures to directly buy. I want customers to pay directly through paypal only for now, but the option to add merchant account as well later on.. I need shopify to allow me to create invoicin...

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    Fixed budget : $30 Current hard disk size is 20GB Increased it from cloud console . lsblk shows this : sda 8:0 0 60G 0 disk `-sda1 8:1 0 20G 0 part / partition is 20G NEed to expand that partition to use 60GB [login to view URL]

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    I need an A3 Poster Print Resolution (300 DPI) for a New Year's Eve Party at my Venue. My Venue is a Community Club. I would like the following details on the poster: Rock with DJ 'TEZZA'. Music from the 60's; 70's & 80's. Dress Code: "RETRO" Prizes for Best Outfit. It'll be the night you remember from 2019. December 31st 2019 Feel free t...

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    I need you to write a research article.

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    I need to build a community Association website with the following features 1) Members will create an account and have a profile to manage 2) Members can pay registration fee/dues Online 3) Members can be ACTIVE or INACTIVE ( WHen member failed to meet yearly dues, their Status becomes INACTIVE and they must pay a fee to become ACTIVE again. 4) Admin Should be able to run reports on payments and a...

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    Hello I'm looking to hire someone to search out the incomplete email addresses on the database I have attached. I need this by Sunday night. I'm willing to pay weekend wages for a complete, accurate d…

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    Build me an API 6 days left
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    The general idea is to create a mobile app that displays subtitles for movies/tv shows. This requires an experienced API developer as it would function off an API by making calls to 2 subtitle databases. The process would be; - User unlocks the phone - Opens the app - Navigate to the appropriate subtitles for the movie/tv show (this would have categories in which it would allow the user to s...

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    I’m trying to create a logo for my cosmetology business. I’m currently in school for cosmetology and would like to start making a logo to put on my business cards for hair shows and my business pages. I named it Scissors of Coz (Wizard of Oz themed), so I would like a woman with long wavy hair (light brunette with some purple highlights throughout) walking on a glittery gold/yellow roa...

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    Hi! I have issues in wordpress site 1 shop now and subscribe buttons do not work on mobile devices and also shop now text shows on two lines instead of 1 on mobile devices. 2 Homepages bottom 4 images looks blur. My budget is fixed $10. Please send offer only if you 100% sure you can do in max 1 day within budget. website link: [login to view URL]

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    I need to translate and proofread chapters of 'History of Science' book from French to Arabic. the translator should be professional and expert in the linguistics of both languages, especially with the Scientific terminologies. This chapter is 3300 words. Please submit your quote and time frame for this chapter.

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    Touch Bar application 6 days left
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    1 Idea The key idea of this app is to increase the functionality of the touch bar. User will use it to see what song is currently playing on Spotify or set a timer for a few minutes using qt (from here and later on QuickTouch). There will be such things as night shift, time, opened apps and others on the touch bar. There are already similar projects on GitHub so it is not building from scratch. Th...

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    Web Document Signature 6 days left
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    We would like to update our Joomla component to include a document signature function. We will be using this on mobile device web view. We need it to work like Docusign where the signature stays in place and does not move when the user zooms in or moves the document. I am including a video that shows how Docusign works. Must have a strong experience with Javascript.

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    Hi. Please do not submit automatic bids. Please write "I am not a bot" on top of your bid. Application is already completed but needs following modifications; Budget is 50 USD. If you are going to ask more please do not bid. I will release milestone when I am completely satisfied with the updates. Please do not ask extra during work. Required Modifications; 1 . My Babies section sho...

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    We are looking to design a logo (symbol) to use in replacement of constant spelling out the name of our company ( Aliaswire). Please see the attached image. The logo should be presented in black and white with a color option (if it applies). Aliaswire is a technology company that supports the idea of flexibility, speed and next level (nextgen) thinking in how it develops products for the payments...

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    I require 3 different animated GIF files to be sent within an e mail wishing 3 of my clients customers a happy Christmas but two are very similar 1. London Skyline with Santa and reindeer puling sleigh with presents on at night , snowing , riding across the Sky i want the clients logo placed on the image ( Maybe rippling on the Thames - two of this one with different logos 2. A UK port with lots...

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    [login to view URL] website has problems beyond my skills. Following are the PHP 7.3 versions available on my server (dedicated host) 7.3.8 (Hardened PHP provided by Imunify360) 7.3.9 (cPanel' PHP) The installed joomla template "Logistix" is not compatibles & shows broken menus and throws php errors. It requires changes to the template.

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    Photographer 6 days left

    Hi! I need a photographer to come to take photographs of a party in London SW8 this Saturday night the 23rd from 8pm to 10pm. Many thanks in advance, Eleonore

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    Applicant Must be having fast Internet connection and an excellent Telemarketer, preferably based within the United States and a US Citizen. Working hrs 9am to 5pm Mon to Friday Applicant will get access to Dialers and other support and Must submit his/her National IDs for an Agreement. Applicant can work as a Trainer and then as a Closure of qualified sales from 9am EST to 5pm EST

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    I would need edits made to a clients website: [login to view URL] Issues that need fixing: 1. Menu dropdowns (Dropdown lettering is too grey, it needs to be white) 2. Some images don’t have meta tags (wants “litigation lawyer toronto” on all images) 3. Wants to change the “hamburger” that shows on mobile, to a firm drop-down with links that show right away in whit...

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    We are paying for written application notes based on our configurable mixed signal ICs & integrated power switches. These parts are very versatile so there are many applications that they can be designed for. The application note should be a 1000-3500 word technical white paper describing an application and how it uses the part (ICs or integrated power switches). Writer will be responsible ...

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    Teaching Textbooks, a K-12 software curriculum company, is seeking an experienced male voice actor for mathematics digital curriculum for grades 3 through 12. Only native english speakers will be considered.

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    Issues with IdentityServer in production. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We have an existing .net core Angular application with Identity Server 4 providing user level authentication and authorization. It currently works locally, but there are 2 bugs: 1. it doesn't work in production running in a kubernetes cluster behind a loadbalancer. Note: it wor...

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    Hello, I have a business called "Green Lane Dental Centre" and when people search the exact name another company's account comes up in search result which name is "Green Lane Dental Care" and located 5 miles away. but when we put "greenlane" without space our company shows up. Please let me know how you can solve the problem, time line and cost to do it. Thanks

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    We need to rebuild our main website. It is for a massage type service. We need pages that contain profiles for each person available , and a template for that type of page that we can easily change when new people come and go, and then pages of our different courses and rates and information. similar to: [login to view URL] (be careful, NSFW). Also, we need to build a site where people leave re...

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    create a simple a simple page 6 days left
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    create a simple page that shows the result

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    It is a 20 min shot opening on a hotel roof top at night around 5pm on Saturday 30th November.(with 5 people in the shot.) I just need one good photo.

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    I need someone to submit some articles for me.

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    Responsibilities 1. Design templates for products, special occasions, holidays, offers and Invitations 2. Sent out Bulk and individual email for products, special occasions, holidays, offers and Invitations 3. Upload Customer data from preformatted Excel and CSV file to our CRM, HubSpot 4. Do data messaging such as categorizing data into Potential Client, existing clients, follow ups, pending issu...

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    Looking Some Female & Male for Bangla Talk Recording with bangla conversation, Long Time project payment will be end of month. Its a very simple work by use zoom to zoom call only audio recording and our topic are below: 1. Finance 2. Insurance 3. Retail 4. Telecom 5. Hospitality 6. Legal 7. Family 8. Friends 9. News & Current Affairs 10. Culture 11. Sports 12. Work 13. Holiday / Leisure...

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    The article is super thorough, bounded and updates that I have written for my own site, but now in need of money to thinking to sell this article, the lenght of the article will be aroung 8000 words, 4000 words are already completed. Selling it for INR 10000 or 140 USD. Bid interested people.

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    Hello. I am looking for an infographic that shows the concept of 'teach to fish". It should show - Technical Expertise & Enablement should be the heading. The 4 things on them are: Step 1: DEMONSTRATE AND DELIVER: We deliver project with and for you to demonstrate how it's done (providing process, tools, techniques, etc.) Step 2: YOU DELIVER; WE HOLD YOUR HAND Step 3:...

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    Need a php script to be done today night as discussed.

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    Trophy icon I need a logo designer 3 days left

    My Business name is Parent Teen Coaching I work with parents who are struggling with their teens. I help them to create better relationships with their teens. My vision is to create generational change so kids grow up in happier and healthier families. I work with parents to become better role models and I work with teens so they will be better role models before they have children. My motto...

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    I need someone to submit some articles for me.

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    Hello there freelancers, I need several freelancers who are able and willing to fill and submit an online form for me, also on rare occasions one would require to make a phone call but rarely, I will require honesty and accuracy I will pay hourly but its a brief project, what a quick way to make money! New freelancers are welcomed.

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    First let me say that I am willing to travel to your state and city anywhere in the U.S. I am looking to find a professional photographer who can give me modeling pictures without looking like I'm trying to model. I want the photos to look natural not like I am posing and yet I want something that could be used for a modeling portfolio. It is kind of hard to articulate what I am aiming for ...

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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!! After bidding, please describe to me what WSDL is, what you will use to build templates for the XML messages (if you will use them), and provide me an example of completed SOAP message to update customer information. Without this, your bid will be rejected. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are a dining establishment in Los Angeles, and we use Oracle Hospitality as our Point of Sale. We issue gif...

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    Create a simplified info-graphic from a picture attached. The picture shows a process map for developing physical customer products. I want to create a simplified version that conveys the same message and steps. However, I want less elements on the new info-graphic. So that it is easier to read and follow. The new document must convey the same message but to be visually different than the origin...

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    Hi all i want to connect my IOS app (swift) xcode to Microsoft SQL Server Database(have a public IP) Online how can do this project ???

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    We need two CES 2020 Exhibition staff. (prefer one male and one female) Working time: He/she only need to work from Jan 7 to Jan 9. From 9 am to 6 pm each day. Our budget for each person per day is $200 Depends on the experience. Basic Qualifications: [login to view URL] be energetic, outgoing, tenacious, hard-working, diligent. [login to view URL] communication skills and presentation abilit...

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    submit article 6 days left

    I need someone to submit some articles for me.

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    My server is centos 6.10. I have access to SSH and want to run command to list the most 20 recently changed files in website folder and all its subfolders

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    Need website and android app 6 days left
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    Need website and android app similar to [login to view URL] You need to submit Technology stack which will be used for the website and android app along with the cost and timeline. High level architecture will be good though not mandatory. Software sould be easy to maintain. This project is first for the website and android app creation, maintainance and enhancement projedcts will follow

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    I need website for form submission online payment and then conduct exam online for multiple choice questions .exam time will be scheduled on specific date. candidate can give exam after entering their registration number [login to view URL] number will be generated during form submission just after making payment online.

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    the TEMPLATE should have a header shows the featured movie with all info form IMDB like rating and poster and movie screens, and also should have coming movies and all movies showing with now in addition the theme should show cinema feautres like imax 3d vip also locations and us box office and a footer

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    P2P Drive Advanced Streaming Tool This is best streaming tool in the world use google drive because help you save many money, unlimited storage and unlimited bandwidth Features: Convert video from many source to google drive to streaming Data stream store at google drive with unlimited storage Use HLS Streaming and P2P technologies Video content is small txt file, so google can not scan content t...

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    Hi BeStudio Designer, I found a notes that your profile was doing before an AutoCAD drawing representing a plat map of a new subdivision called Oleson Village. I have project A plat map, a drawing that shows such actual and planned features as streets and building lots. Plat map will also show the location of trees, both those that will be saved as well as those to be removed. Data for the drawin...

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    Trophy icon Introductory video 5 days left

    Need a video that shows a man forging a sword with the tagline "Forged in Pittsburgh" Then...him sharpening the sword with the tagline "Sharpened in Washington D.C." Then him polishing the sword with the tagline "Polished in Philadelphia" Then fade to black... Then display: Piatt Law Principled Litigation ~ Proven Results

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    Business cards 5 days left

    Handmade Jewelry & craft items for craft shows

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