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    Hello All, I am wondering if someone could please help with fixing the code that I have for a table. The table I am trying to create is a table that provides individuals' ranks to players. One thing I am struggling is, if Players score the same, they should have the same Ranks. For example, let's say there are 4 players. Player 1 and Player 2 both scored 10. Player 3 scored 5, and Pla...

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    I have been given a Docx that states what needs to be done, and it shows a list that states what methods of code are allowed and not allowed to be used , anything that is not mentioned is basically not allowed

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    web developer 6 days left

    I have an app called efizzy (Built from wowonder social network script) The customization i require may need to be on web and mobile apps. | want a new tab/menu labeled ‘TAB9’ The new tab will have gallery of jobs and gallery of TAB9s TAB9s are users of efizzy that offer services. Means that you need to add services section in everyone's profile. In the service section, you need t...

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    I have 2 hours to complete a basic dreamweaver Assignement and we have to submit the assignment within 2 hours only.

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    app developer 6 days left

    I have an app called efizzy (Built from wowonder social network script) The customization i require may need to be on web and mobile apps. | want a new tab/menu labeled ‘TAB9’ The new tab will have gallery of jobs and gallery of TAB9s TAB9s are users of efizzy that offer services. Means that you need to add services section in everyone's profile. In the service section, you need t...

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    IF YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERT WITH GOOGLE CLOUD PLATFORM & APIs DON'T BID! I have a wordpress site that uses the maps API to find the nearest outlet based on USA zip codes. There is a problem with the code with duplicate requests being made using the API, which costs me money every time a search request is made. I have a list of recommendations from Google that need to be implemented to fix ...

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    Hi, I need to style a Product Carousel plugin to look better. The first image shows how it looks now. The second image is how I want it to look. I want custom CSS for website so it looks good on both desktop and mobile versions.

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    Trophy icon LOGO design 2 days left

    I want a logo with the following characteristics: logo in the format of a heart made up of two hands that meet in the middle to signify solidarity. The borders of the heart and the hand in blue the background of the hand and the borders in blue the bottom of the heart in white The phrase "Fondation Aguib Touré" in red the sentence "Au service de la jeunesse" in red but w...

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    The Board of directors (your project steering committee) has requested a report from you detailing the procurement Requirements for the Wine Tasting Fund Raising Project. Complete the Procurement requirements and submit it as report. (It should be in ms project file and pladgrized free) Rubrics- Appropriate WBS ID, Right activity for WBS ID, Deliverable Clearly Defined, Resources correctly identif...

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    We have a registration form on a Wordpress website which asks the client for a lot of information. We find that to ask for this amount of information in one form is too much, so we need to set up a system where the client can put in basic details , then be offered another form (Page) to complete more details. This scenario would need to be repeated several times to complete the collection of a...

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    Ghostwrite a story -- 4 6 days left
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    I need a ghostwriter to write a romance novel of 50,000 words. Interested candidates should have a track record and experience in writing romance novels. The storyline should focus on the innocence & simplicity of 1st love which puts the setting of the story of the characters to the age between 18-20 years old. The writer is free to write the story in his/her own free way but take note that th...

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    We manage an e-commerce website with WordPress and Woocommerce as the base. Our website is multilingual, and we offer products for sale in 6 different currencies - WPML & Woocommerce Multilingual is used for this. Recently, we have been facing issues with the WPML and Woocommerce Multilingual plugins that trouble our payment funnel. I have highlighted below some of the recent problems we have ...

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    Story book 6 days left

    Kindly read attached document and share your time duration for this project. My max budget for this $250 so kindly submit your proposal if you can do in my budget. Technology for this project is .Net core + angular or react. please write story book at the top of your proposal. Best of luck

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    Trophy icon Build a One page website 29 days left

    I need a one-page website which basically shows two things [login to view URL] production 2. Photography as grids may be in future I can add more. ajay paul studios

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    I need someone to submit some articles for me.

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    Hi, I would like some help on this project: I need to make front end user to insert data of an envoice The user should be able to add all the row of a envoice, send also the pdf of the envoice and submit all the data you can see what I would like to do here [login to view URL] All is hosted in a shared server in wordpress Deliverables Make the function to add a row Make the user be able to add d...

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    Bespoked Message Board 6 days left
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    This message needs to look and work exactly like the one in the link below [login to view URL] and the graphic attached - please look at the graphic for more clarification, as I would like an exact duplicate of this . (THIS IS IMPORTANT) Please take the time to see how this message board is working - again it need to be the exact replica The layout should look the same and the function of the ...

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    Requirements: Cisco Packet Tracer version 7.3 Preparations: 1. Start a new PT project. 2. Add a WRT300N wireless router and set a new wireless network using SSID: “HOMENETWORK” 3. Add a generic server and connect it to the wireless router (wired or wireless). 4. On the server, go to the “Programming” tab and choose “New”. Select “MQTT Broker (Python)&rdquo...

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    EA creation 6 days left

    entry point is moving average crossover. enable martingale : true / false multiplier is editable multiplier after pips is editable lot size manual and editable. TP1 is editable sl1 is editable TP2 is editable sl2 is editable max order is only two only two trades run at the same time ( EA should not open trade if 2 trades are running ) EA should not open any trade before trade (order 1 and order...

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    Hey guys, I need your help with Microsoft Flow (I need to learn something right away) I have an excel file with a list of email addresses and the corresponding names. I want to send personalized emails to each of these people using this template: send to: "email address" Dear "Name", "email body that is the same for every email" Thanks, Best PS: When you submi...

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    I’m taking part in a project where I will need to produce a prototype for an app which will need to be produced by the 7th of December. (page 1) The app should have a log in page for university students with their university log in and password. (page 2) homepage- It should then be followed with a page with group chats they are currently in which should have 2 sections. for example, bussoc,...

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    Hey guys, I need your help with Microsoft Flow (I need to learn something right away) I have an excel file with a list of email addresses and the corresponding names. I want to send personalized emails to each of these people using this template: send to: "email address" Dear "Name", "email body that is the same for every email" Thanks, Best PS: When you sub...

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    ### The product We are searching for someone to code a mobile web app using REACT in JS. The app is supposed to fetch data from our own REST-endpoints, the endpoints contains arrays of persons (characters from different movies/shows) with their respective data. This data is supposed to be shown in lists in the mobile app. The user also have the possibility to login or register (we have backen...

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    Need some PHP developers 6 days left
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    I want to route my Wi-Fi traffic to a local web page which shows some answer and question form and after they answer my question they can now search anything in their browser

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    Right now, my site [login to view URL], user able to login and able create instant video conferencing meeting. Site is running under window server at [login to view URL] But Need some revise and add function as below; 1. fix the issues with reusing the room when other users can join the room first or wait in the lobby and automatically join the room after the admin enters into meeting room. 2....

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    Build a website 6 days left

    I’m Chelsea Dawkins a female entrepreneur. I own a clothing and accessories brand. I would love to build a website for my brand. My brand mostly sells resort and day time wear that you can wear to brunch or dress up For the night. It’s a very fun, vibrant, chic brand.

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    Need 3D rendering with a detailed plan for our new house. plot size 50x50. (with Vaastu) Columns, Beams and Steel Structure with every detail Doors and Windows location along with their height, width, and sill Location of lights and fans Elevation 3D Ground Floor 2 bedrooms 16x16 with attached bath with dressing 2 bedrooms 10x16 with attached bath with dressing Hall 26x26 Pooja 8x6 Kitchen 16x1...

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    Looking for product rewrites for 170+ products, to be written over the course of the next few weeks. These products are currently aimed at print industry professionals and catered to their ability. We are looking to tone down the complexity and language/terminology used to cater to a wider audience with less understanding of print products and print terminology. Each description should be aroun...

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    The ScatterGather service is a software simulation of an online storage system such as OneDrive or Box. It has a basic protocol by which you communicate with it through a series of messages sent across a network. You will communicate with this service and submit and retrieve data in form of blocks. You will provide all the code to implement the protocol with remote nodes to implement a simple flat...

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    Before selecting the person ,small test you have to submit you can take sample excel sheet with sample data test: open excel,read the data ,sort the column,take unique names from another column,pick top5 and bottom 5 names ,if we want to add names at the last row (dynamically )

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    Design webtech 6 days left

    Design Webtech Profile Design Webtech is a premier information technology team having a focused approach on delivering high quality services. The company is promoted by a dynamic team of highly skilled & experienced professionals having extensive experience in providing customized technology solutions across various business verticals. We provide on time product delivery as well as highly e...

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    Revit and Lumion edits 6 days left
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    Looking for someone to help finalizing my design project , It consist on a 2 story residence , I have to submit renders, floor plans : Furniture, site, Lighting ,RCP. exterior, roof plan, elevations and renders to complete the schematic design phase. I'll provide the files of project on Revit 2019 and Lumion 10. See attached progress drawings.

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    Minimal, dark WordPress theme 6 days left
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    Hello! I am after a WordPress theme with the following features: 1. Black background, white text - ability to change colour of links/highlights/headings/etc. 2. Sidebar on the left. 3. Titles/sections divided by a dashed horizontal rule (the same colour as above, which can be changed) 4. A menu below the header allowing me to add links manually OR listing all pages in my chosen order. 5. Compati...

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    I need someone to submit some articles for me.

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    Hello, Thank you for your attention. -Lexical Analyzer, Yacc Analyzer and Abstract Syntax Tree logic will be used. Therefore, someone who has knowledge or has worked on these subjects will be preferred. -Someone who has worked with OCR or has knowledge of image processing is wanted. This will be the beginning of the main project. There are several examples of this project. If I need to express...

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    I want to hire someone to edit my 120 DSLR raw pictures of wildlife by giving them vintage look and submit it to me within 3 days

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    Trophy icon Need logo for new website 6 days left

    Need logo for new website "BestBuyGuide" . minimal is preferred You can use three letters in logo - "BBG" but not limited to BBG only, feel free to try your own concepts with some buying intent in logo . The logo should be in 1:1 aspect ratio so it can be used as favicon and also provide typography for name "BestBuyGuide" Instead BBG letters in logo, you can also d...

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    I migrated my woocommerce site from bluehost to VPS (centos server) . on blue host everything was working fine . but now i'm facing some issue with mobile builder plugin ( [login to view URL] ) I cant't make any changes on this plugin , it shows "Request failed with status code 403" . and my block editor is also not working it sows "Publishing failed. The response is no...

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    Let's make some amazing Spanish, German, French, Italian and Portuguese coloring books together! -Are you passionate about coloring books? -Do you like to help others through your translations? -Would You be excited to be a part of a small, but motivated team? I am looking to expand my team, so if your answers to the questions above are “yes!”, then read on… Simply put, ...

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    I am a film maker who is currently completing a tutorial video. I have an mp4 file which shows the steps. I need someone to roto out the existing screens and apply the images that i provide. The video attached in the project is just a part of the main video. The complete video will be provided once the candidate is selected.

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    Hi Rupa G., I'd like to hire you to create a new logo for me for a new company I'm working on. The name is Movie Night Popcorn and the company and the website name are the same. I'm looking for something of a fun, family friendly feel. probably with bright colors.

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    Email Verification 6 days left
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    I have a voting system, where the user submits their votes and after submitting the votes the user must confirm the vote. The user can submit 20 votes. Right now the system is confirming per vote, but I want to change per email where the user can confirm all the votes related to that email id at once.

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    I need a 3 to 5 page paper, an argumentative research essay, explaining how social media can affect mental health using 3 or more references.

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    Learn the basics of how to use it

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    I need a logo designed for a beauty supply company. it needs to be Lips with lipstick and a beauty mark. please see attachment. submit your best work. The name of the business is.... Beauty Markd Thanks

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    Ardunio Esp32 6 days left
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    An edit need to be done to arduino project running on a ESP32 with a display in a watch form factor. I need to make the About screen located in function onEntryAbout in [login to view URL] file in [login to view URL] It currently shows output but does not update information. I need the information to update every second.

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    i want to someone to make a video how to use an app the features are 1- sign up / sign in 2- update profile 3- add social 4- add link 5- change the image profile 6- read / and write to tags ( i will explain it later ) you can download the app as android version on the link [login to view URL] budjet is 50$

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    I have a spreadsheet with 4000 products on which need to be imported into my woocommerce site. The spreadsheet will need to be re-arrange to comply with WooCommerce. Images re-sized as they are high res. We have the URLs. Once all successful we need to submit to Google Shopping. Will release once all is complete.

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    Hi, I have a big wall that needs to be painted (the wall contains cement and drywall) it will be a big white wall of cement and drywall (you won't notice the difference). The wall needs to be painted but I need a design first. I want you to create a design for my white wall The wall is 7.50 meters in height and 2.80 meters in width. Please refer to google slide: https://docs.google.com/prese...

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