An unusual task, indeed, but very exciting! I would love to work with you on this project!
I have a habit of creating all sorts of scenarios in my head (scenarios that will most probably never happen) and thinking of how I would react in those situations, and I am confident I will handle your task successfully. I also have a little experience in ghostwriting short stories, and I can adapt my voice to your needs, if there's a specific message you want to convey.
I've finished the sample requested, but Freelancer doesn't allow me to start a thread with you unless you message me first. I'm pasting the link to the spreadsheet here, therefore:
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I hope it is to your liking and I'm looking forward to your feedback.
My bid is for 1000 words.
Best Wishes!