Awesome iOS Developer Needed!

I'm looking to find a team (2 people or more) of awesome people who take pride in their work and with considerable iOS expertise in graphic design/UI and coding to develop an iOS app...and more importantly, a long-term relationship beneficial to both of us. This particular app as currently wire-framed has 12 screens, in-app purchase capability and iAds. It calls to Wikipedia for some data and performs simple calculations based upon user-entered information which provides a "profile" and an interpretation of that profile. More details and Balsamiq wireframe provided after signing NDA. Requirements include: -Top notch graphics design and UI. Aesthetically pleasing interface elements and logical flow are very important to this project. There are way too many apps with bad or average graphic/UI components. This won't be one of them! -a willingness to use Skype to facilitate communications -the availability to have this app completed within 14 days of you receiving all supporting information from me. -Flat fee quote availability -excellent English skills please. Experienced colleagues here in the United States have suggested that I should be able to get this app developed for less than $2000US. Though I want a flat-fee arrangement I am willing adjust my budget for high quality work and fast performance. If you choose to reply, begin your response by typing the phrase "Holy Cow!" so that I know that you took the time to carefully read this description instead of just replying to all new submissions like so many contractors do. Thanks, Jon McIntosh