ASAP – List of contacts for all top U.S. column writers, political cartoonists, comedians and environmental groups.

I need ASAP an Excel document with 4 sheets full of contacts: 1) top U.S. column writers, 2) top political cartoonists, worldwide but with top priority from the USA 3) top US personalities in the category Comedy, standup comics and so 4) environmental organizations, all in the USA, also top organizations from rest of the English-speaking world If there are multiple contact options, give me all. Each sheet will have the same format. The 1st column will be textual description of the contact, such as "Greenpeace USA – media inquiries" or "John Smith – personal email". The 2nd column will be email. The 3rd column will be Facebook page URL. The 4th column will be Twitter account URL. Email is top priority, though. The 3rd and 4th column can be empty for most of those who have emails available. I expect only about 10 to 15% of top contacts to include all 3 options, email Facebook and twitter. The project is extremely important and urgent. I am expecting 8 hours of quick and thorough work, the project deadline is November 1, 2 AM, GMT-5. There will be a checkpoint October 31, 2 PM, GMT -5, at which I will expect you to have 50% ready for review and I will release the 1st milestone. I will choose the winning freelancer from your bids by October 31, 4:00 AM GMT -5. I'm looking forward to working with you. You don't have to be American but I require a command of English.