Appreciation pages for nude celebrity site

I need a highly skilled web designer to create static one-page "appreciation" pages for named nude celebrities (i.e. Pamela Anderson, Jessica Biehl, etc). These pages will serve as pull-in pages for link farms and search engines. The pages are associated with two sites I am developing, [login to view URL] and [login to view URL] NOTE: The pages you will create are not scams. They don't feature false or misleading links and there are no pop-ups or hidden things. These are to be good and honest appreciation pages. REQUIREMENT You must be a nude celebrity lover, a complete and utter enthusiast, as well as a skilled html designer and graphics manipulator. If you are not an enthusiast you will be unable to isolate the "good" images and therefore unable to create successful pages. THE PROCESS - You will search the internet, or pull from your own storage, 20-30 excellent and representative images of the nude celebrity for whom you are creating the particular appreciation page. - You will post (upload) these images to the website www.gellur-og-gaurar.is. - You will feature the MEDIUM sized version of the images on your appreciation page. - Each of those images will be linked to the corresponding image on [login to view URL] - IMPORTANT: The images you use may not be watermarked. - Additionally, you will check and see if there are any supporting paparazzi images on the website www.celebrity-photopost.com. Should there be then you will use them additionally, showing thumbnails, or however else you think is appropriate. THE DESIGN - Each appreciation page will be highly SEO optimized, with properly named images, alt and title tags in place, hyphenation, support text, and any other methods that are helpful for search engine indexing. - The header of each page should not exceed 100px in height, and should feature one image or a collage of images of that celebrity. - The width is fixed at 950px. - Images are to be shown in two columns, with a third colum of 150px width on the right side being reseved for advertising. WHAT CELEBRITY TO USE? You will go by the most popular images of today. PERMANENCE This is an ongoing project. You will be delivering one appreciation page pr week. YOUR BID 1. Your bid should be the price for one complete apprecation page. 2. The time should be the time it takes you to create one page. 3. Please provide ONLY ONE SAMPLE of a webpage you have designed, where the graphics are yours. PAYMENT Payment is through GAF escrow only. TO BE NOTED This is an ongoing project. I am seeking a combination of the LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICE with the highest possible quality of design and image manipulation. I look forward to your approach Jens