Looking for a fiction writer - open to bidding

I'm looking for a quality ghostwriter that can write FICTION e-books This book needs to be a very high quality with a lot of VALUE! It really needs to talk to the audience. I want to talk in a conversational tone, free flowing (not a robotic tone). I want to CAPTIVATE THE AUDIENCE, stimulate thoughts in the mind of the readers, something that people can relate to, laugh, smile and appreciate. You must be able to effectively come up with a unique, 100% original book, create your own special content and research the niche or topic that I give you in order to understand the MINDSET of the READERS. You must have good grammar and spelling as well! NATIVE English speakers only. The book will be related to self development, self-image, confidence, self-esteem, etc. and the genre is going to be: humor, satire, self-help, comedy. More details will be given to qualified writers. I am looking to build a long-term relationship with someone that can provide quality books for me quickly. I am willing to pay 1$/100 words. PLAGIARISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! All material must be original content and written in your own words, my staff will check and any material found to be plagiarised from OTHER sources will be reported to the proper authorities. Thank you for taking a look at this project and I look forward to developing a long-lasting relationship with you.