A piece of writing called "Date tips for men" - Writing style both funny and factual; support will be given for this project :)

Hi there We would like help for a piece of writing we have called “250 date ideas for men” The purpose of the document is to be quite funny and also factual. It needs to act as a manual for our subscribers. As a lot of the information is already online on other websites and we can share this with freelancer. We will also give the freelancer a few websites they can take inspiration on and also simply just rewrite from so the task should be quite easy. An example of the format is below: What the date is: E.G. Bowling Date explanation; Bowling can be great, its generally not to expensive and... What can go right: loads of fun, loads of facetime to speak to each other, loads ot do their e.g. arcades, find out if shes good at stuff she might have a hidden interest in basketball or suck at it), maybe win her a prize What can go wrong: she chips a nail, she hates bowling, Pre home work to do before the date: e.g. find out if shes into bowling, Special things to do on the date (or how to make it memorable) : e.g. buy her a drink The above is all in note form for now but we expect at least a paragraph for each section and we are looking for around 250 date ideas. Can you help? The writer needs to be able to write factual and funny in a style that will allow the reader to want to keep on reading. Ideas of dates should be from a range of background e.g. going to the cinema, working out together, take a cookery class, go to a sports event etc All of these (and more) need to be analysed using our above format. We are aiming for 250 ideas however if that because difficult please let me know and i will be happy to lower it :) We have a lot more work in the pipeline and looking to build a long term relationship with a freelancer. Any questions please give me a shout 