As witty as possible: copy writing for a Facebook Event Invite

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I seriously got you covered on this! Im an Aussie Freelancer. Just turned 35. I drink wine like it’s water and I’m an Aussie and we are all funny AF right!? Your event caption and outline... I’ll write it up like it’s the event of the year! I’ll just need $30, and a couple days and a rough idea of the sense of humour the majority of your mates have.... just let me know what cracks them up generally :) Happy birthday champ! Kerri x

It's a wine tour, but no whining allowed. It's a birthday party for a fifth 29th birthday. It's an event that most will remember. Plan to attend, bring your palette, a sense of humor, and a designated driver. Just keep saying that it's nutty and that there are hints of berry. Sip and slurp early, no one will care later. Please RSVP. That's free...happy birthday mate....

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I am a professional Journalist, so my skills are quite suited for writing creative materials, but more than that, I tend to be a wisecracking, sarcastic son of a...gun. That being said, I'd love to help you make your friends laugh and excited to get invited to a booze tour.

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Hi! Oh, may I be the first to wish you a happy birthday? Many many happy returns of the day! As you can see, I am already toasting to your health and long life. Obviously, I can't be there for the real event when it does actually come around! The notice would be too short to make travel plans from my neck of the woods and be there for the big day! But there is a way I can! If you will let me write for you the invite, it would give me the greatest pleasure. While it would not necessarily equal being there in the flesh for sure, it would be the next best thing! I am no stand-up comedian - let me be upfront because it would be remiss of me to misrepresent myself to you. That being said, I am sure to inject enough wit for your audience to appreciate. I pledge to work closely with you on this so you get exactly what you are sure to love. However, this might entail letting me in on some of the little, interesting things that have happened in your life and to you before your attainment of the charming 34! Do you have any claims to fame? Your pet peeves and such like! How long - in terms of words - for example might you want the invite to be? And when would you you have the invite ready? Sorry I am rambling now .. but this project excites me. So please let me do it! George.

Creating Memes and Writing witty articles is what i do . I guess i have a good chance of getting your venue crowded and to help you with a lot of glasses clinging at your Wine Party.