funny quote for writing

Quotes writing . I want as below , No copy right issue and need to sign NDA for it . Need to be a new quote that is not around or can be search . xample of the funny n interesting quote .I like . For your idea for this quote writing 1 My wife made me fat So nobody else would want me 2 Men to the left Because Women Are always right 3 I.m not Lazy I just really enjoy Doing nothing 4 My job Is top secret Even I don.t kNow what I am doing writing quote for the below Each I need 10 only . A good funny n interesting , so i can choose the best out of it . or all 10 also best :) i will more like you :) 10 new different quote of each of it , all no copyright issuse and i own it .. Need to sign NDA for it .. So only expert n good quotes new thinker then bid Please I need good one and good work done for every of it . for the below . all 10 each will do ... All Categories Awareness Cause Memorial Military And Veterans Non Profit And Charity Organization Religious Road Safety School Sports And Teams Awareness Ribbons Travel Volunteer Business And Startup Cancer Ceremony Children/Youth Civil And Political Rights Community Crime Crowdfunding All Categories 2017 Mother's Day Gift Guide Pillows for Mom Private Label for Mom Mom Tote Bags Mugs for Moms Mom Leggings Working Mom Fitness Mom Animal Mom Single Mom All Categories 2017 Father's Day Gift Guide Tees for Dad Sweatshirts for Dad Private Label for Dad Mugs for Dad Hats for Dad Gifts for Grandpa Sports Dad Jobs Tees for Dads All Categories 2017 Father's Day Gift Guide Tees for Dad Sweatshirts for Dad Private Label for Dad Mugs for Dad Hats for Dad Gifts for Grandpa Sports Dad Jobs Tees for Dads All Categories Occasions And Events Month African Holidays Canadian Holidays Chinese Holidays Christian Holidays Indian Holidays Islamic Holidays Jewish Holidays US Holidays Annual Events Celebrations Music Festivals Other Parties Wedding All Categories Entertainment Storytelling Street Performance Subscription Services Television Theatre Video Games Animals Anonymous (Group) Arts Books Burlesques Celebrities Circus Dance Dating Websites Fairs And Exhibitions Fireworks Games Gaming Platforms Humor All Categories Sports Running Cricket Shotput Slacklining Snowsports Soccer Cycling Equestrian Sports Football Softball Sporting Events Strength Sports Air Sports Target Sports Tennis Baseball Triathlon Golf Volleyball Hockey All Categories Locations Hospital Island Other Religious Schools State Airforce Base Attractions And Entertainment Borough Community Center Continent Country County Ethnic Group All Categories Animals Pets Aquatic Extinct Land Land And Water All Categories Hobbies Fishing Food Fraternities And Sororities Gardening Hairstyle Healthy Lifestyle Hunting Air Language Aquarium Art And Crafts Space Automobile Model Building Music Beverages Body Piercing Collection Hobby Computer Cooking All Categories Family Child Grandchild Grandparent In Laws Kinship Other Parent Grandparents Relationship Sibling Grandmas and Grandpas