Random Poetry Generator

I need a website script that will allow me to enter poetry, quotes, quips, and phrases into a database which will then create a random string of these phrases to create a complete saying which will be unique to each person who visits the site. The output should pull from a database that has 10 variations for each of 10 different fields (ie: Part 1 has 10 variations, Part 2 has 10 variations and so on) for a total of ten billion possible outputs. I want to be able to have the output phrases formatted in bold italics times new roman over a stone image that makes the poetry look like it's chiseled into stone. I also want visitors to be able to create an account so that they can save their favorites phrases, vote on the best/funniest/weirdest etc, create their own random phrases, and email any of the above to their friends. The site could be powered entirely by Joomla and Community Builder or something similar to speed development. I have three or four different domains that I would like to be able to use this script and website code which I will explain to the winning bidder - it will make the point of this script and project more clear. The main output of the site - ten billion randomly created phrases from a database that I will populate appearing stamped in stone - is the most important aspect of this project, the surrounding user interface is a minor concern. So I'll be looking to spend somewhere around $100 to $200 on this project. The database scripting and coding, a quick and easy user interface (as described above), the stone graphic and one cartoon style logo/banner for the site will be required for this project. Full details of the site and exact specifics of the type of content and it's intended visitors will be explained to the bid winner. I will also provide a 10% to 20% bonus for timely completion and professional work. This one job could grow to a more longterm business relationship if I find the right coder. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform The site should run on common shared servers, like [login to view URL] and godaddy.com. I would prefer if the scripting was coded in PHP/SQL. The user interface (for voting, saving favorites, emailing to friends) should be simple and modular like Joomla/Community Builder or something similar.