Freelancer:
DepartmentS
For amusement only....
Happened to be passing, you're brief reminded me of some cartoon work I once did - mostly incredibly bad taste - never got used. I don't expect a single thing to be considered seriously, I just thought we should get the call rolling with something a little better than someone merely expecting you to Private Message them with a job. I KNOW nothing in here is anything like what you want, I hope though some of the idea's make you smile a little and help other entrants start that process of thinking outside the box. If I come up with something actually proper, love to give it a shot if I get a break, but if not - my very best to you. I hope you have a great contest hosting this. It looks like fun. S : )