Design the Cover for a Dark Comedy Book
$10-30 USD
Paid on delivery
The book title is: The Book of Rah aka The Records of Sexual Frustration aka The Memories of Madness.
A book containing quotes and stories from two eccentric, flamboyant and crazy friends who live for self indulgence. The friends explain about life, women, parties, life experiences, lessons learned and they now want to share their words of no wisdom.
The book will need a cover, specific details are not established but it needs to draw your attention very quickly. Think Fur coats and Top Hats, Drunk Pandas and Pelicans, Bottles and Cocaine, Strippers and Club life, Fast and the Furious, Urban style and modern design, then take everything into a blender and remember that it's all a parody.
Here's some examples from the book to get a feeling of it:
Ace on family relations:
This family gathering is going to be sick! I'm gonna drink my grandfather under the table and leave him there, like he did to me...when I was ten...at an IHOP...retribution bitches!
Monty being sexually frustrated:
All I wanted was to relive New Year's eve; the cheery cake flavored vodka and that cougar that molested me, now I'm just gonna masturbate myself to sleep using my tears later.
Ace on gambling:
Trust me mate, I'm the Merlin of Odds, the Gandalf of Gambling, I've lost so many times that it can't happen again.
Monty on a Russian Twerk Team:
Duuuuude, I saw that, the girl in green was gettin' it she'd prob break your dick off tho...but who can't live with a little broken dick?
Thank you and looking forward to hearing from you,
All the best,
TeamClassicMayhem
Project ID: #6686111
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