Hey there. I'm new to freelancer, so I don't Quite now how this works. But whenever you decide, and when, I'm your man.
I can go with everything, and polish it up together until we're both happy with it. I'm thinking about invoking 2, or 3 emotions, max, because you don't want it to be cringy.
From what I now, you can make more of us write it, and you can choose the best one to go with. I'm up for that. Be sure to inform about context, and intentions.