Creative Writers Wanted For Dog Humor

This is a project for 3 articles relating to dog humor. Each article will be approximately 400 words in length, and the content of each article can vary widely provided the humor is kept within PG-13 guidelines. There are no keywords or SEO concerns with this project - all I ask for is quality comedic content relating to dogs. You can find more specifics about the scope of this project in the attached text file. This project will be a test to see if your writing and humor is compatible with a project I'm currently developing. If we work together well there is potential for significantly more work of this nature in the future. I may choose multiple authors for this project, and since this has the potential to result in long-term, consistent work I'd prefer to keep the price per article to $10.00 or less. If you find creative writing enjoyable, you'll find that the sky will nearly be the limit with this project. Plagiarism or copyright violations are absolutely unacceptable and I will be checking for both before accepting the final articles. Although I am not looking for high-art, if the articles don't contain enough substance I reserve the right to request you rewrite them. This is also a work-for-hire and you agree that I will retain the full copyright for the articles once payment has been sent to you. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform N/A