Humours writer

Slap-stick, offensive, polyamorous, universal, western-centric, theologist whisked, whatever humor is required, just let me know.

I am extremely confident that I can write professional and engaging articles for your project. I understand that quality content takes time and research, so I will work hard to ensure that you get what you pay for. My articles are always professional -- well-researched, reader-friendly with plenty of headings and sub-headings to grab attention. Service Description Lifestyle writer and designer Claire Charters has a love affair with words and is always seeking and searching for the right words to help enchant and spark inspiration within others.

Respected Employer, I am interested in your project and I would like to work for you. Kindly don't ignore me because of my fewer reviews. Just give me a chance to prove myself. I will not give any issue of copy paste as I am a premium user of Copyscape. I am a very reliable writer and always deliver work on time; you can see my feedback :) The sample is available in my Portfolio, so you may check the quality of my words. I would like to have more details and discuss price if required.

Hi, I am a professional writer, and I am running a team of native article writers (USA, Uk. Kenya). They are working for me more than two –three years. I do proofreading ( grammarly.com+ premium copyscape ) and sending to the client. So you will get perfect work. Do not worry about the deadline. I am eagerly waiting for your response. Thanks with best regards Hasan

If you are looking for masterfully crafted content coupled with search engine optimization and originality, I am here to serve you. Dear Sir, I have written plenty of SEO articles, Books, Blog posts, press releases, web contents, Rewrite ups and general articles. I can show you my past experience or publications which is also accessible to you by visiting my freelancer portfolio. Just a chance is needed. Speedy work combined with originality is guaranteed. I will bring attractive and crispy ideas in your required content. Thanks

Hi there, I am a professional writer. Please check my reviews to have an idea about the quality of my services. I am highly interested in doing this project so please discuss in chat box. Looking forward to hearing from you soon! Regards, Abu GM

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Hello You will get highly professional work on time just take a chance Look forward to hear from you Thank you

I am an excellent article writer. I studied in the best schools in PAKISTAN so I have superb writing skills and my spelling and grammar are always perfect. I have been writing articles for a friend for a few months now and I look forward to bidding on projects myself as I enjoy the sometimes very obscure keywords and learn something new everyday once I have researched the subject. I have been writing 400-800 word articles on a whole number of different keywords.

One sentence project descriptions won't get you any quality bids, you know. What is the pamphlet about? How short is short? Etc. I NEED DETAILS

Will be able to meet the requirements since I have a background of writing. I am a trained writer and have done degrees in journalism and mass communication. I deserve to work on this project since I have the enthusiasm and flair to write. Will finish within stipulated time period I have experience of writing since I handle the entertainment section for the News Website

Hello there! To start, I am very excited to find out more about the short pamphlet, the writing topic, and the intended audience! I would very much love to bring some humor to your marketing material and strike just that right note of funny - anywhere from witty to silly to absurd - as required. Most of my writing experience has been of a more serious nature for websites, ads and brochures in the real estate field. When I am not writing though, I am often joking, and I yearn to merge the written word with the spoken hilarity. Once I understand the scope of a project, I work quite quickly and can easily remain in close contact with you by email to send you a draft and make any revisions. I believe that thorough communication is key to the desired result. I look forward to hearing from you and hope to collaborate on your project! Best Regards, Leanne

Hi. This is the first project I have bid on, and that is by design. I was seeking out something I could write with a humourous slant as a first project. I have been in the Canadian Navy for 23 years and have seen most of this world. I have seen a lot of this world both good and bad and thus have a unique perspective on the need for humour in our day to day lives. If I had not joined the military all those years ago, I would probably have ended up in the comedy realm in one way or another. I write on both comedy and current events frequently in my spare time and keep an extensive file of funny thoughts in my Blackberry as I think of them. I am sure that I will surpass your expectations in writing the pamphlet you are trying to produce. Feel free to contact me if you'd like to discuss further. Thanks very much for your time.