Screenplay/Script Humor writer needed for a 1m short movie

Hi, I saw the writing project you posted it sounds interesting. My name is Zack and I am the co-author of many published books and page-a-day calendars, works published and distributed in the US. You can google my name, “Zack Arnstein” and find a variety of published works including "The Bad Driver's Handbook," "The Procrastinator's Calendar," among others. Our books and calendars have been sold in Barnes and Noble, Border’s Books, and Books-a-Million. Some of our products have sold tens of thousands of copies. I have also written articles for the Huffington post. A couple of those articles can be found here: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] I would be happy to personally handle this writing project. Please don’t hesitate to contact me with any questions you may have. Thanks, Zack Arnstein

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Peculiar as it is, this is a cover letter. Since your time is a valuable resource, stop reading now if want the next lines to be something utterly conventional that will answer all your questions and inspire you to feed the poor. This will not be a squeaky clean, picture perfect, all skills checked cover letter. This is an unshapely, breathing, pulsating, living contraption that will either amaze or vex you. I am sure that at this point you are immune to yet another aspiring copywriter, but as always, there is one stubborn, egotistical daredevil who still believes in himself. When it comes to words, I like to twist, twirl and twine them until they are almost alive, until they have a conscience of their own. And where are words, ideas will follow. I would not say that I will concoct the road to Mars. Then again, I actually may. Only that it will be in the form of a sixty second spot or a fifteen words blurb. I never run dry of ideas. Above all, I am a creator.

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Hello, I did before creative writing: 1) A story scenario for a MMORPG game. https://www.freelancer.com/projects/Articles-creative-writing/Story-Editor/ 2) A novel in my native language. 3) Several short stories in my native language (most of which have plenty of humor). I am not a native English, but I can write a script as if I were. The academic writing that I've done until now, stands as an evidence of my level of English. I guarantee quality results and, if not satisfied, offer refund. You can contact me for more info. All the best- Nick

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Hi! Thank you for this project. I would love to work on this script with you. I have been in creative writing field since last 2 years and I agree with your rates given that we have more work in the near future. Please contact me for discussing further details and topics. Thank you :)