I read that this was prepaid so I bid the actual amount of the prepayment. I'm smart! I can also be humorous. At least my girlfriend says I can be. Especially when I'm standing in front of her naked.
Ok, that was pretty bad (I don't even have a girlfriend), so I'll have to try harder if you give me a chance. I'm new to Freelancer (though not to writing creative copy) and just trying to build a portfolio on this site, so my meager starting is your gain! I'll give you some good articles for your review site if you give me a good review on this site! Deal?
I have 6 years of experience writing reviews for online retailers, and doing promotional copy for online sales and products. Most of my experience focused on creative copy about fashion and technology, but it included selecting the most appealing sample image as well as HTML formatting, and I run several Wordpress sites, so I am already well versed in that aspect of your project.
I am familiar with altporn such as SuicideGirls, though I am no expert. At least that's what I tell my aforementioned imaginary girlfriend.
I also like cheese. Especially a nice French brie. That has nothing to do with your proposal, but I thought I'd throw it in to see if you were still paying attention.
So, hire me! Or my imaginary girlfriend with withhold imaginary sex with me.