Workshop to train me to exploit Google Analytics for www.wherecani.live

I want a 2 hour workshop where you coach me to exploit Google Analytics for my website [login to view URL] I need someone who has a deep knowledge of Google Analytics and Internet Marketing and great English communication skills. If you have training experience that's an added bonus. The aim of the session will be to use our live implementation of Google Analytics to up skill me. At the end of the session we will have set up some key functionality and moved my skill set to where I am able to self manage the process. I will be doing the clicks, shadowed by you with your input guiding me. I'll have some questions setup and some key things I want to know but will be really open to guidance on where you think value can be added. I am tech literate, a small business owner and should be fairly trainable, I am sure you won't be pulling hair out by the end!!!