Edit Movie "Love Actually" from R to PG

I want to give this movie to my friend, but he won't watch movies with nudity or near-nudity. Therefore, I'd like to remove the entire "Jack and Judy" storyline from the movie. Even though they're not naked in every scene, they should be cut from the movie wherever they appear so that the movie will make sense. There's also a scene of Mia putting on a necklace while half dressed - that scene should be cut too. The successful bidder will have to buy a copy of the movie; that cost should be included in the bid.