VB.NET or C++ Crypter or C#

I require an exe obfuscator for crypting to make exe/dll/bat/pif files fully undetectable (FUD) by runtime and scantime antivirus njections (supports .NET executables) - Icon changer: from PE File or Custom Icon - Assembly information cloner - Version Info Cloner (.exe | .dll | .ocx) - Anti Bot - Bypass proactive defences - Delay Execution - Code Complexity - Pre Mutation Code - Compatibility Mode - Two Calling Methods - Multi Storage Methods. - Treat Section as Relocation or Debug - Server Sided Anti Sonar - Able to Create New Section - Anti VMware - Realign PE - Startup functionality (Hidden & normal mode) WITH persistence - Melt file after execution - UPX Compression/Output - File Pumper 1kb-10000kb - Null section name: Null All or Null Last Section - Skids spoof extension crap - Delay execution till next restart - Anti Memory Scan ... Against ESET Smart security - Anti Emulator/Sandboxie ...... Against Kaspersky HEUR detection. - PRIVATE STUBS