Write a jingle or poem

I love the video "dumb ways to die" ([login to view URL]) and I want to do something similar. I do marketing for a company that sells emergency alert services and we want to encourage people to sign up for emergency alerts. In the US, emergency alerts are used for all kinds of things, from warning people about violent weather (tornadoes, hurricanes, cyclones, etc) to telling them to boil their water before drinking it, etc, etc. (go to [login to view URL] to see an example of an emergency alert sign up form.) I don't want a copy of the dumbwaystodie video, but I do want something that tells people it's smart to sign up for emergency alerts and not smart to fail to do so. For example, a person who doesn't know about a coming tornado could get swept up in the funnel cloud. To start, I just want a song or jingle, not a video, It should be fun or even funny. I do not require the music, if that's not your ability. Don't ask for more than 1/2 of project fee as initial milestone.