VB excel spreadsheet transformed into VB.net or WPF desktop app and joomla component

I need to turn a Visual Basic Excel spreadsheet into either a website module /component for Joomla or a desktop app or both. I need the app to work without excel and to be able for user to program in alerts that if certain settings are triggered then it will send the user and email, txt message or twitter post. If your familiar with the FOREX market and Meta Trader 4 it would be helpful because this uses the data from MT4 feed to populate the VB excel spreadsheet and you will have to make that happen in a desktop app and or a Joomla module/component. Let me know what you think. I have attached one of the VB excel files for you to look at and test out. For the spreadsheet to run Macros must be enabled and Meta Trader 4 must be running on your desktop because it uses the data feed from Meta Trader 4 to get its data that populates charts. Let me know how you may begin to solve these problems and produce nice result for me and I will choose from the most able programmer to complete this project. Let me know if you can do it k and I will set you a up a private project.