Help us run for mayor

We’re running a semi-ironic comedy podcast in which our first series through-line will be us attempting (and absolutely definitely failing) to run for mayor in our local town. However; we’re idiots and don’t understand much of the terminology in the criteria documents. We’re looking for someone who’d be willing to read through the guidance and qualifications to be a candidate and guest on our show via Zoom call to explain to us 3 what any of it means. I understand this is a pretty unorthodox request, but we’re certain it’ll be a fun time.